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		<title>Haven&#8217;t You Heard That I&#8217;m Gonna Be Okay?</title>
		<link>http://beargirl.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/havent-you-heard-that-im-gonna-be-okay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You can say you&#8217;re bored &#8211; if you wanna
You can act real tough &#8211; if you wanna
You can say you&#8217;re torn
But I&#8217;ve heard enough
Thank you&#8230; you made my mind up for me
When you started to ignore me
Do you see a single tear
It isn&#8217;t gonna happen here
At least not today, not today, not today
&#8216;Cause
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		<title>Sabbatical</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 01:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life&#8217;s been throwing a lot of lemons at me lately. Half of them being in the love/relationship department.  So I&#8217;ve made the hard decision to make a couple gallons of lemonade, perhaps lace it with some vodka, step back and try to piece together what&#8217;s left. 
Long story short, I&#8217;m taking a much needed sabbatical.
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		<title>Mastermind</title>
		<link>http://beargirl.wordpress.com/2009/08/17/mastermind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bill Gates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homeless]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[McDonalds]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They used to play this on my local alternative station all the time and I always got a kick out of it:
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It&#8217;s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what&#8217;s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That&#8217;s not natural.
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		<title>The Prodigal Blogger Returns!</title>
		<link>http://beargirl.wordpress.com/2009/08/10/the-prodigal-blogger-returns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s my long awaited WordPress comeback.
*insert fanfare here*
Life has been a roller coaster the past two months. It doesn&#8217;t appear that it&#8217;s going to calm down anytime soon. So there&#8217;s my sorry excuse for not writing.
My many fans were rioting in the streets demanding to know where their saucy narrator had gone.
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		<title>I Fought the Law and I Won</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 19:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night was the epitome of why I hate cops. 
        I was headed home from Daniel&#8217;s last night at midnight. He lives about 10 minutes from me. I go through the first four way stop and just a about a quarter of a mile down I notice  a truck behind me. He&#8217;s turning his brights [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beargirl.wordpress.com&blog=3815711&post=205&subd=beargirl&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why Tessa &amp; I Will Rule the World</title>
		<link>http://beargirl.wordpress.com/2009/05/01/why-tessa-i-will-rule-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s text conversation on the way to work:
Me: What are you up to?
Tessa: Watching &#8216;What Not to Wear&#8217; and about to go get my abdominal ultrasound.
Me:  What if you were impregnated by aliens?
Tessa:  I guess I&#8217;m going to explode one of these days. Or I need an intergalactic abortion.
Me: You would kill your mutant baby?!
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		<title>I&#8217;m Going Back Home to the West Coast</title>
		<link>http://beargirl.wordpress.com/2009/04/20/im-going-back-home-to-the-west-coast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s technically not on the coast. But there&#8217;s not a catchy song for Phoenix.
But I&#8217;ve decided to move back to Arizona. I&#8217;ve realized that getting an apartment in Live Oak/Lake City, is just putting a band aide on a bullet wound. I&#8217;m tired of Florida and I&#8217;m going insane.  I&#8217;m not happy here and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beargirl.wordpress.com&blog=3815711&post=197&subd=beargirl&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Been Given Super Powers, Ask Me For an Autograph</title>
		<link>http://beargirl.wordpress.com/2009/04/11/ive-been-given-super-powers-ask-me-for-an-autograph/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feel free to copy n&#8217; paste.
SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Water.
2. Child Birth
3. &#8216;Unsolved Mysteries&#8217;
4. Alien Abduction
5. Home Break In
6. Needles
7. Being Alone Late at Night
SEVEN THINGS YOU LIKE THE MOST
1. My Daniel
2. My woozles
3. My Kitties
4. Texting
5. Hand written cards and notes, especially when they&#8217;re mailed to me
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		<title>Because You Are All Dying to Know&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://beargirl.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/because-you-are-all-dying-to-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been tagged by everyone&#8217;s favorite Feline. Here it is, the one word survey, enjoy: 
1. Where is your cell phone?
Lap
2. Your significant other?
Talented
3. Your hair?
Wavy
4. Your mother?
Nuts
5. Your father?
Understanding
6. Your favorite thing?
Daniel
7. Your dream last night?
None
8. Your favorite drink?
Water
9. Your dream/goal?
London
10. What Room are you in?
Breakroom
11. Your hobby?
Vader
12. Your fear?
Drowning
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		<title>Rest in Peace, Little One</title>
		<link>http://beargirl.wordpress.com/2009/02/21/rest-in-peace-little-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ralphus crossed that rainbow bridge about 4:30 this morning.  
He will be greatly missed but I&#8217;m glad he&#8217;s no longer in pain.
May he enjoy that great ramen factory in the sky.


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