Just So Everyone Is On the Same Page

I’ve decided that I’m going to give up the whole ‘indian bit’, it’s old and everyone tired of it. Instead I’m going with my mom was a BonJovi groupie back in the day and I’m Richie Sambora’s illegitimate love child. My new name is Laura Sambora. Since it’s got that rhyming thing going on like Hannah Montana, I’m going to Disney for my own tv show.
So my old last name is up for grabs, if anyone wants to be half indian. I offered to a few co-workers today and no takers. Yet.

I’m also working on ‘Sitel: The Musical’, with my co-worker, Matt. We’ll be hold auditions in a few weeks. With the Sambora name connected to it, I think it’s probably going to be huge.

If you or anyone you know wants two ferrets (including the cage), shoot me an e-mail. I know someone who is giving them away to a good home. I need to run my own ferret site. I get four or five e-mails a week asking for ferret advice and trying to give me more ferrets. Hmm… I’ll have to look into that.

My job is still awesome. I ‘graduate’ from training Saturday. And then my training class is going to be all split up :(
At least Matt and I are on the same team. With the exact same hours. I wasn’t thrilled with my schedule at first, but I think I’m going to be able to make it work. I’m actually going to get to see Daniel more than I do know.

 

And to end this blog on a happy note, Ralphus is doing much better. He has his ups and downs, but he’s put on quite a bit of weight (he has a little pot belly) and is much better spirits. He’s a little fighter :D

~ by Laura on January 15, 2009.

3 Responses to “Just So Everyone Is On the Same Page”

  1. Good to hear Ralphus is doing well, with his little beer gut. :-) You should get some pics in of him, and post ‘em!

    And now that you’re a Sambora, does that make you wanted (waaaauunted) dead? or? alive?

  2. You bet ;)
    I’m working on the script for ‘Laura Sambora’ now.
    You want to be an indian? It’s yours if you want it.

  3. Yeah, sure, why not. I can add it to my list of titles, in the style of Idi Amin.

    Davecat Keninweptiwapta, Esquire

    What d’ye think?

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