Pickles?
We all know how Maury Povich is always providing us ground breaking coverage on the issues that matter the most, baby daddies.
Well this has pretty much go to be the most hilarious/lame thing I’ve seen.
Wow. I though th “Obese Toddlers” was the most ridiculous thing yet. I mean really, the parents sit there sobbing about how they don’t know how to fix it, QUIT FEEDING THEM!!! Who is the parent? Jesus christ. But this, my friends, this takes the cake. Her crawling away is a nice touch. I also like the frantic sobbing, “Waaah, pickles, waaah”. And of course, Maury being the sensitive and caring host that he is, has his stage hands bring out platters of pickles so she can confront her fears in a safe and secure atmosphere. This is not at all about ratings, but helping people.
I also love how on all of his “I was a Loser in High School, But Now I’m Hot!” shows, they always turn out to be strippers, porn stars, or transvestites. And the “I’m Here For the Tenth Time, Can you Find My Baby’s Daddy” show are always riveting.
Gotta love trash TV.
Thanks again, Maury.
Yeah, Maury Povich: a beacon of Light and Kindness in a dark and cynical world.
Good gods. Why didn’t he just suddenly stand up, and jam a pickle down her throat? Or throw a switch that dropped her through a trapdoor into a six-foot deep pickle pit? I mean, why half-ass it?
That poor crazy girl. Personally, I hope she snaps and kills him, as it’d be entirely justified. She wouldn’t have to use a pickle as a murder weapon, but if she did, her Irony Meter would be off the scale.
Pickles are pretty disgusting, so I can empathise somewhat. Also, I really need to find more opportunities to use the term ‘pickle pit’.
I have a very dark sense of humor. I found the whole thing highly amusing. I must say, I like the trap door to the pickle pit of doom idea. You should be a writer for Mr.Povich.
I watch more Maury than I’ll ever own up to. It’s like a car wreck, you can’t look away. If you and Sidore ever get an invite, you have to bring me along!