Administrators and Razors
It’s not the Heidi Klum of the blog world, but I think it looks better, right?
Yes.
As I was logging into the computer system at work Friday, this little nugget of wisdom popped up:
Wow. It’s normally stuff like “Time is Money”. That was definitely picture worthy, haha. And yes, LDK would be my initials. Guess my middle name 
. Better yet, SPELL my last name. And as you might notice is reads “Management System”. I am one of three who has access to the system. I am an administrator. 
I just like throwing that around. I was never considered “important” enough to be given such responsibilities at any of my other jobs.
Wednesday night I succeeded in shaving off half my nail on my left middle finger. Yep, shaved. I’m still not sure how I managed it. I was shaving my legs and… It didn’t hurt at all, but it bled like something out of a Rob Zombie movie. I looked at it pouring blood and started crying for no reason, haha. “Look at my finger..” :’( I had to pick my skin and nail fragment out of the razor afterwards. Gnarly. It’s friggin’ sore now. And it looks like raw hamburger. The kids at work think it’s cool. I’m going to start charging a quarter per view.
I type up most of my blogs on my phone. That’s why there are soo many typos through out all of these. When I actually have acess to a PC, I have to sort through them all. So my apologies.
I’m out of material. Think I’m going to call it a “blog”.
I like what you’ve done with the place! But then, you can’t go wrong with grey. But I would say that.
‘I had to pick my skin and nail fragment out of the razor afterwards.’
You just went from PG-13 to R in one sentence. Well done!
It’s probably the second worse, self inflicted, wound to date. I’m pretty brutal. I have also managed to shoot myself in the leg with a BB gun. It hurt like a bitch, but it was funny as hell!